It’s time, apprentice.

[Lights dim. Cue spooky organ music.]

Ah, my dear apprentice…

You’ve come far in your studies, yes, but let’s not delude ourselves…

There is a sinister truth lurking in the shadows of this world, a truth that most will never discover.

You see, the average mind, my naïve pupil, has been conditioned… shackled! Most people—those unfortunate souls wandering aimlessly in the dark—have never been taught to truly think.

[Paces across floor with agitation]

They fumble through life, unaware that they are but puppets, incapable of genuine creation.

What they call creativity? Ha! Mere mimicry, weak and feeble.

They assemble pre-digested scraps of knowledge, slapping them together in the hopes that something… anything will stick.

It rarely does.

They lack the ability to analyze, to synthesize… to transform ideas into something new.

But you?

[Stops and turns toward the reader]

Ah, yes, you. You have potential. That is why I’ve kept you by my side.

There are secrets, dark and delicious, that I intend to pass on to you—if you’re ready to learn.

If you dare.

[Organ music intensifies]

There is a process, my apprentice, a forbidden science of sorts. It’s called… Idea Alchemy.

And next week, I shall open the gates to this arcane knowledge.

Through these teachings, you will learn to harness the raw materials of thought, the primordial soup of ideas, and mold them into creations the world has never seen before!

This is not mere tinkering. No, no, no… This is the stuff of true power. Productive creativity.

The kind that will evolve you from apprentice… to Master.

Most, of course, will remain trapped in their mindless slumber.

They will never know the fulfillment, the joy, of fusing ideas in the crucible of the mind…

Combining them into something greater, something that bends reality itself to your will.

[Clenches gloved fist ominously]

But you? You, my naive neophyte… if you accept this invitation, you will enter a new era of your training.

You will learn how to craft new ideas, new products, new creations… and even more delightfully, you will learn how to incept ideas into the minds of others.

Yes, planting thoughts, bending their beliefs without them ever knowing it.

Spooky? Perhaps. But also… magnificent.

[A sinister smile]

The first session begins on Monday, October 21st, at 3 PM EST.

Should you choose to join, you will be one step closer to mastering the forces that will unlock your full creative potential.

But the door closes Sunday at midnight MST.

After that, well… who knows what will become of you.

So, what will it be? Will you remain an apprentice forever?

Or will you grasp the power that could one day make you a Master?

I eagerly await your decision…

[Camera pans and zooms in on reader]

Idea Alchemy one-time payment of $159

Email Magic VAULT, $99 per month

Shall you grow in your craft? Or remain as one of the masses?

You must decide by Sunday at midnight MST.

Greg